55 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 01:07       Via(Source)

space-coyote:

Simpsons Comics #214 is out now! Penciled by me, inked by Ken Wheaton, coloued by Art Villanueva, written by James W. Bates. The entire story takes place at a geek convention so I had a blast with the details. For example, I put myself (wearing coyote ears) in the first panel here, taking pics of Cardboard Gundam.

3,222 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 00:17       Via(Source)

marshona:

evenstarcrossing:

has this been done before

no but I never realised how much I needed it to be done

1,053 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 00:17       Via(Source)
vgjunk:

From Wanpakku Comics’ Metroid strategy guide.

vgjunk:

From Wanpakku Comics’ Metroid strategy guide.

4,777 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 00:15       Via(Source)
real-faker:sharoontheraccoontyphoon:Walmart. What a time to be alive.Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.I’ll be at walmart if you need me guys

real-faker:

sharoontheraccoontyphoon:

Walmart. What a time to be alive.

Very Sonic, wow, so cool, such speed, blaze it, chillin’ all max, much kickin’.

I’ll be at walmart if you need me guys

631,714 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 00:14       Via(Source)

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

84,869 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 00:11       Via(Source)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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2,131 notes       August 23, 2014 @ 00:11       Via(Source)
10,470 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:48       Via(Source)
prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

2,323 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:40       Via(Source)
ARTIST:
TRACK: Edgeworth's Ass
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7,604 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:37       Via(Source)

Dangers of online friends: 

itssimplysam23:

-You become emotionally attached.
-You can’t hug them whenever you want to which is something you often forget.
-You find people who don’t judge you. At all.
-You have to learn time zones. That’s a real bummer.
-You find people who love you for you.
-You sometimes cry because you just love them so much and get super emotional when you realize they are thousands of miles away from you.

25 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:37       Via(Source)

themisquartet:

im going to miss “the miracle never happen” though. a new generation of people will play aa without seeing that wonder. 

64,435 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:36       Via(Source)
630 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:36       Via(Source)
lw28:

That’s about right :/

lw28:

That’s about right :/

163 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:35       Via(Source)

midorieyes:

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I hope Freddy-senpai notices me~! (•ؔʶ̷ ˡ̲̮ ؔʶ̷)✧♡

2,516 notes       August 22, 2014 @ 23:34       Via(Source)
officerjimenez:

legit leak boys!!

officerjimenez:

legit leak boys!!